when people send me dumb asks out of no where
um lmfao yeah i do drugs *snorts oxygen*
do you ever just get in a mood where you really fucking love cereal
my mom said dinner was ready and i went downstairs and it wasnt even ready im sick of all the lies
there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
underpaid bowling alley employees should go on strike
Apparently when you are in a job interview and the interviewer asks you to choose one word that best describes yourself, the correct answer is not “Fergalicious.”